Lookie!! Hardwoods at the man home are dark and lush! Well, almost officially dark and lush. They weren't even dry here and they should be good to go on Saturday. I'm totes excited.
There's only one thing standing in my way when it comes to living in harmony with gorgeous dark hardwoods...
This guy. I'm pretty sure his first order of business will be trying to destroy my joy by going from zero to greyhound speed when he runs and pounces on his bone. There's only one solution. Don't judge me.
Do you have a better idea?